I'm loving Lipstick Jungle now that Brooke Shields is "of a certain age"...but what's the deal with Andrew McCarthy dating the so called fashion designer? Flashbacks of St. Elmo's Fire run rampant while he's on...where's Demi Moore? Judd Nelson? Mare Winningham?

I'm addicted in a strange train wreck sort of way...Why do they remind me of us but without the careers, money or power? Who needs all that fluff anyway?

India, have you seen the new Sex and The City wannabe shows? Lipstick Jungle, Cashmere Mafia?

Viva Las Vegas, baby. Now, doesn't that make me sound like I'm just the girl about town? Wild and crazy times in Vegas? No...don't think so. It's a gift show for the club...although I'm sure we'll find time to pull the one armed bandit or enjoy Venice at midnight.

India, a little bird told me that you're doing the wild thing and going to Vegas this weekend...gambling? shows? pool time?

and now I'll have to start wrapping my feet like in Memoirs of a Geisha so I can raid her closet and share her wardrobe of shoes

Ha! Would YOU be at Starbucks with such an outfit on....I think not and I admire you for that. I think Reese should be our BFF. From London to India and a layover with Reese.

Miss Witherspoon has amazing hair along with petite feet. Do you think if I would run into her at a Starbucks she would look as fabulous? Would she be in gray tone Hanes sweatpants and a headband with a ripped tshirt? I don't think so....I hate her.

and speaking of miss winslet...did you realize she wears a size 10 shoe? Tyra Banks is an eleven while Reese wears a petite 6.5...no one to borrow shoes from. I bet Miss Witherspoon's closet has amazing shoes.

wasn't goldie hawn in a movie like that? or was it leonardo dicaprio and kate winslet...titanic?

India, I know it sounds like a disaster waiting to happen...but, it's David's birthday and that's what he wants to do. One big happy family on a boat.

in the beginning

So, let me get this straight London, you're going on a tour in a small fishing boat with your family? I'm sensing a remake of Gilligan's Island...

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship... "