I'm sure you handled yourself in a polished and professional manner...your company should be proud.

Who knew there was so much drinking, dancing, and partying on a business conference trip? These people are crazy nutty!

Now, where are my manners?! How was your first business trip? Did Debbie do Dallas?

au contraire! You're prepping yourself for the Sex movie blockbuster at the end of May...you'll be lightyears beyond me.

I am staying up way too late watching repeats of Sex and the City....I'm such an idiot.

That only works if you don't move to the Midwest...that part of the country doesn't get the style news until it's a day old. Or, you could move there now and be the trendsetter.

While you were busy doing Dallas, I've been busy getting the new look with my hairdresser. I know they're everywhere but if I stick with my "bob" for another six months everyone else will be onto the next new fad and I'll look like the girl with that "one of a kind" haircut.